xmas pezzints!

omg pezzints under the tree!

(daddy says it's ridiculous that ALL the stuff under the tree is for dogs.)

i don't think any of these pezzints haz balls or fizbees in them, but i'z open them anyway...


is der ballz in here!?


fizbee? is dat you?


what do we haz here?


i might wanna chomp on that


yup. i like dis.


yellow santadog! red gooseydog!


even foster brudder Speck gets pezzints


.o0("i so hart this toy")


Samwise, the dog that never plays, even likes opening pezzints!

.o0("this better be edible.")



---

to Pippin, everything is destructible. witness:

.o0("hello, pezzint.")

.o0("i should like to destruct you.")

gnawgnawgnaw (for like 3 - 7 seconds)

equals



.o0("i swear i'm innocent! oh, disregard that blatant evidence at my feets.")

--- STOCKINZ ---


deaf dog = good noze = jackpot


beagle nose = finz treets anywhere


course i know what to do. i'n smart border collie!


.o0( "foster home rulez. all i got in my last home was a basement.")

--- KIDDEN XMAS ---


tandem taunt. "hey banana, check out our new toyz, you can't has...uh oh!"

JAILBRAKEZ


THEEF'D!

Smudge murder spree




Carnage:


Merry Xmas to all my puppy, kidden and human friends.

luv Dune